Volume 24, Number 3

What’s on Your Mind?

A former IT guy in Australia says he’s Jesus Christ
and his partner is Mary Magdalen.
A woman in China flushed her baby down the toilet.
Texas says it’s OK to shoot an escort if she won’t have sex with you.
Two happiness counselors committed double suicide.
This cat looks like a penguin when it stands.
Superman is not wearing his traditional red underwear.
Have you guessed what this is? Did the cat give it away?

—Kathleen Naureckas